A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
try think!!!
donno???
cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???
A: Hussey..............
Moving further.......
Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???
A: Hussey to phasi!!!!
ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..
ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya
batao kaise?
kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...or chor bachh gaya
Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??????????????????????
Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
Highly complicated PJ
Q.wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh indian naukar if he wants him 2 open the door!!A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)
colour of frequency
what is the colour of frequency??
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec
i.e. par second in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore............PARPAL
Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .???
King George
how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
according to movie Sholay who is son of lion....
HOLI...
how ??...
Gabbar bolta hai naholi cub haicub hai holi(cub)
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Leave Applications continued.....
See, how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications
An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.”
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications
An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.”
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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