PJs..... 4 u

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???



try think!!!



donno???







cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!



Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???





A: Hussey..............







Moving further.......





Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???







A: Hussey to phasi!!!!





ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..

ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya





batao kaise?









kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..

dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...or chor bachh gaya






Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??????????????????????









Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................






Highly complicated PJ
Q.wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh indian naukar if he wants him 2 open the door!!A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)




colour of frequency
what is the colour of frequency??









Purple

how ??











frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec

i.e. par second in hindi second is also caled as pal

therefore............PARPAL




Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .???













King George
how ??







coin ke dono side rehta hai



according to movie Sholay who is son of lion....









HOLI...



how ??...





Gabbar bolta hai naholi cub haicub hai holi(cub)